Patience is a good thing to exercise but a bad thing to overwork.
Patting yourself on the back is a poor way to get ahead.
People who complain they don't get all they deserve don't realize how lucky they are.
People who get discovered and those who get found out are very difficult.
People who have time to spend usually spend it with someone who hasn't.
People who lead double lives are likely to get through twice as fast.
People who make the best of it seldom get the worst of it.
People who wait for their ship to come in usually find it a hardship.
People would get more concerned over fallout if it interfered with TV reception.
Picture windows and small feet tend to bring the outdoors into the living room.
Poise is the act of raising the eyebrows rather than the roof.
Praise a man for a job well done, and he'll do the next one even better.
Probably the best remedy for anger is delay.
Psychiatrists tell you
to think pleasant thoughts, but family doctors won't let you eat them.